Harry: Niagra Falls...or should I say..Biafra Falls?!
Lou: *hits Harry in the balls* No, you shouldn't
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
captainrenner: RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER