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Dialects of the Internet

User 1: okay so either I dont know what punctuation is or im too lazy to even press the damn button so instead I just run off everything I say making you figure out what group of words form a coherent sentence unless a random word is capitalized Like this one or a form of punctuation magically appears like this! haha so yeah have fun suffocating in your head trying to read all this in one breath okay bye:)
User 2: so im totes convincd tht txt speech aplies 2 teh interwebzzzz so i leik to mis spel all my wrds on prpose adn use allota emoticons cuz im a qtee liek dat xD :3 its also normal for mee to not captalize(sp?) anyting lol to end my senntecnces lol alotta 13 yr old grls talk like dis rofl we liek to addd moar letterss at teh end of words haha omg your so cute msg mee back kayy~? ;)
User 3: l1k3 m33 1m t0t2@!!yy un1qu3 cUz i fuKK1N H8 sp3LL1ng adn l1k3 2 us3 $ymb01$ 1Nst3@d. 1m s0 h!p my 0G L@NGU@g3 $h0u1d b3 @dd3d 2 g00gL3 tr@NSl@t3 f0r @ll yUU p33p$ wh0 d0n kn0 wtf 1 B say1ng. P3@C3 0UT M0THRFUKK3R$!! <3
User 4: OMG I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU READING THIS ISNT ENOUGH ATTENTION AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY THAT I MAKE THE LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD CONSTANTLY SCREAM AT YOU AS YOU READ THIS.? HAHA OKAY TTYL~
User 5: I liKe tO cApiTaliZe rANDom leTTers in mY WRitIng. Im nOT suRe wHY loL sinCe it tAKeS moRE eFForT tO kEEp pReSSinG thE CapS lOcK bUttON BUt oH weLL At lEAsT I l00k cUtE, rIGHt? :D
Me: ... Get off the internet, you illiterate whores, before I beat you with my grammar Nazi spoon.