- Anyone: What's wrong?
- My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
- My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
- My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
- My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
- My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
- My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
- My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
- My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
- Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
OMG. dead animals on the road scare me
omg. I just realized that the popular guy at my old school is actually pretty cute. I was just in denial cuz my friend was stalker status on him and couldn’t stop talking about him 24/7 .__.
Dialects of the Internet
- User 1: okay so either I dont know what punctuation is or im too lazy to even press the damn button so instead I just run off everything I say making you figure out what group of words form a coherent sentence unless a random word is capitalized Like this one or a form of punctuation magically appears like this! haha so yeah have fun suffocating in your head trying to read all this in one breath okay bye:)
- User 2: so im totes convincd tht txt speech aplies 2 teh interwebzzzz so i leik to mis spel all my wrds on prpose adn use allota emoticons cuz im a qtee liek dat xD :3 its also normal for mee to not captalize(sp?) anyting lol to end my senntecnces lol alotta 13 yr old grls talk like dis rofl we liek to addd moar letterss at teh end of words haha omg your so cute msg mee back kayy~? ;)
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- User 4: OMG I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU READING THIS ISNT ENOUGH ATTENTION AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY THAT I MAKE THE LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD CONSTANTLY SCREAM AT YOU AS YOU READ THIS.? HAHA OKAY TTYL~
- User 5: I liKe tO cApiTaliZe rANDom leTTers in mY WRitIng. Im nOT suRe wHY loL sinCe it tAKeS moRE eFForT tO kEEp pReSSinG thE CapS lOcK bUttON BUt oH weLL At lEAsT I l00k cUtE, rIGHt? :D
- Me: ... Get off the internet, you illiterate whores, before I beat you with my grammar Nazi spoon.